Some horny jokes for our horny bros..(all guys are horny rite?=x)

各有高招

话说刘备关羽张飞三兄弟刚出来混的时候，有一次被仇家捉住，将三人扔到海中一荒岛上。
岛上无可食用之物。三日后，三人腹中空空，饥饿难忍。
张飞便道：“与其饿死，不如将小鸡鸡切下以果腹。”
说罢，便抽刀欲切自己的小弟弟。关羽急忙阻拦，骂道：“傻逼！别急着切，揉揉再切，肉多！”
此时，二人听到刘备在一旁哼哼唧唧的，回头一看，却见刘备正在打飞机，便问道：“大哥此时还有心情如此这般？
”刘备抬头答道：“笨蛋！弄出点酱来，蘸蘸吃啊。”


凶兆

典韦在宛城为救曹操而战赖贾栩提醒：“ 小心点，可能会有血光之灾，因为你身上带有凶兆！”典韦死后，鬼魂找到贾栩，骂道：“你说的什么屁话啊，说 什么我戴有胸罩就会有血光之灾，我在去宛城之前就把胸罩脱了，不还是死了？！”

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